For those possessed by felines only

[ellen_datlow]

Or if you're thinking of getting a cat, the following is ALL true:
wake-up call

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This is actually a filmed sequence of Miss Kitty and my husband, rendered as a cartoon.:) (She never uses the baseball bat on me.)

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

So you say. I know that Miss Kitty uses a rubber hose full of lead shot, just so she doesn't leave marks.

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Damn. And here I thought it was a bag of oranges.