You know, only with a Venus flytrap can you get away with saying "It's not dead. It's pining for the fijords." (Seriously: even though they tend to fill the garden centers and hardware stores this time of the year, this is just before they go dormant for the winter. Half of the time, if you just put the whole plant, pot and all, in a plastic bag and then put the bag in a good dark and cold-but-not-freezing locale, they come back and even bloom.)